Microwave Goblins

In my travels and tribulations a recurring motif has given me some cause of alarm, namely the horror stories of the sound of phantom midgets harassing microwave buttons with sausagey digits.

The tiny gluttons will hide throughout the home - sinister gnomes leaving greasy finger stains from the spoiled fast food chain remains of meat chow mein.

If you find yourself stirred from sleep from their haunting tell-tale late night beeps the cessation of their infestation can be achieved through poisoned cheese - the only salvation from this rapidly growing disease.