A slight odor of
coconut vagina, which is to say, if coconuts had vaginas, or rather, if vaginas
had coconuts. A wispy and tell-tale sting of almond oblivion dovetailing into a
maelstrom of blueberry ecstasy – a necessary sort of transition, no doubt, so
as to not fatigue the palate and confuse the senses.
I speak, of course, of
Fuller K. LaRouche’s latest diatribe in the demonic – a testimonial of his
trials and tribulations against tyranny and typhoid fever – his latest magnum
opus, the subtly titled Flagellating My
Penis.
LaRouche has truly transcended the art
form and redefined the English language. Not content to merely ape societal
trifles, his “penis flagellation” is the not the act of sex organ punishment but
a profound exploration of words, language,
and culture. Our Judeo-Christian bias confirms that any and all flagellation must include corporal punishment,
guilt and/or leather, and homo-erotic latencies. However, flagellation can refer to a form of locomotion – and in this piece
of neo-realist literary pre-cum exists a sort of existentialist epiphany – his character’s
penis has developed quite literal flagellum appendages and extremities.
LaRouche is the
exemplary artistic demon child, and his extensive work has brought much-needed
attention to the plight of urban middle to upper class whites struggling with
depression, post-college angst and psychological disorders hampering their
abilities to form long-lasting meaningful relationships. And yet his prose, at
times both harsh and sensitive, speaks to the souls of the downtrodden, the
blue collar, and those unfortunate enough to suffer the economic hardship of adjunct
American lagers.
Flagellating My Penis is the new standard of literary shock, and his
succinct descriptions of severing his penis flagellum is a metaphor for the
manner in which pop culture has severed its meaningful relationship with art. Not
content with standard genre vacuities, LaRouche demands that his audience both appreciate
and understand themes within themes, and motifs within motifs.
