Murder Castle - Excerpt from Untitled Puppet Musical

There's nothing that can cure the ghoul in all of us like a randy hippopotamus...'potamus.

And to hear the preacher say, that Death will come today, for all of us...all of us.

Time to yell hurray and prepare the worm buffet, without a fuss...'out a fuss.

Time to stab and slay for our fabulous fillet, a stubborn cuss...stubborn cuss.

There's someone at the door and the entrails on the floor, they might discuss...with much disgust.

A randy hippopotamus will cure the ghoul in all of us...all of us.

Ham Jugglers

Log jams of milk and yams fed jug bands juggling canned hams with heavy hands.

Choad Parade

Choad parades and toad charades are best enjoyed with chardonnay and fish fillets sauteed with beef purée.