Sunday, February 10, 2013

Rhinestone Killers

One must experience the finer things in life such as enjoying a bourbon of good age with a 12 gauge, or snorting Adderall off a Kansas City stripper dancing in a cage.

The lyrics of lucha libres and the truths that the sooths say led to my good old fashioned fun being interrupted by the butt of a gun – in their so-called witch hunt for the Judas with blue mucus.

Killers in Cadillacs customized with rhinestones and human bones provided me with a doped gin and vermouth and a cautionary tale for our youth – never cheat at keno at a mobbed up casino in Reno.