That Shark of a Woman

I've met many an acquatic carnivore with a jones for random violence and high interest loans. 

And yet I had never met a shark with a taste for jewelry, caviar and Cutty Sark - what she lacked in teeth and fins she more than made up for in drink and sins.

It ended with seven shots in the dark - two were whisky, four just missed me but the final shot pierced my heart.

Chuck Borgia will return in Topless Afrikaners